Playboy's Party Jokes

December, 1972

Honey," said the bride to the groom on their wedding night, "I have something to confess. I was once a topless dancer.""Oh, no!" exclaimed the husband. "Not that! I honestly think I'd rather have married a girl who'd been a prostitute.""You do? Well, there's another thing...."Our West Coast scout has reported that an updated version of Cinderella is under consideration in Hollywood: Her coach turns into a pumpkin and the next day two people are lookin...