Keep It Clean

February, 1973

Ben Burnside, who worked in a mobile-home plant just outside town, and Myrtle Harrison, a waitress at the Golden Doughnut Lounge, were, to their astonishment and delight, the codiscoverers of what the Kwik Klean Karwash was really good for. As it happened, they were in an amorous mood in the first place, and never would have stopped at Kwik Klean on their way to Ben's apartment if he hadn't been a fanatic about the cleanliness of his Pontiac Bonneville. So Myrtle was already over on Ben's side o...