Playboy's Party Jokes
March, 1973
A tourist was propositioned in London one night. When he replied that his funds were low, the streetwalker suggested an 'arf-a-quid stand-up in a nearby darkened doorway. The man agreed with some misgivings, and then froze after a brief period of inconvenient activity. "Wot's the matter, dearie?" asked the tart."It's just too much!" fumed the traveler. "Not only am I involved in this ridiculous position but you have the brazen indecency to keep nodding at people passing...
