Playboy's Party Jokes
June, 1973
A man came home sporting a pair of shoes he'd spent $75 on that day. He had anticipated admiring comments from his wife, but she didn't even appear to notice that he had them on. Somewhat piqued, he waited until she was in bed later on, and then marched into the bedroom stark naked except for the fancy footwear. "It's about time you paid some attention to what my peter is pointing at," he announced, striking a pose.Looking down at the splendiferous shoes, she shrugged and muttered, &qu...