Playboy's Party Jokes
August, 1973
The lovely gold-medal-winning swimmer was amorously indisposed when her bedside phone rang one evening. Since she'd been waiting for a talk-show call, she answered it. "I'm the sports director of the Y. W. C. A.," the caller said, "and I was wondering if someone in your position could possibly teach our youngsters the proper swimming techniques.""I'm sorry," the girl passionately squealed, "but anyone in my position would drown!"It's rumored that the trade...
