Music
December, 1973
When we heard that the New York Dolls--hyped as the new pervo band--were having a coming-out concert at Madison Square Garden, it seemed only proper to ask Chris Miller to cover it for us. He's been the National Lampoon's resident dirty young man for the past couple of years, and we knew he could raise a couple of three-dollar bills for the price of a ticket. His report:So here's the deal: Society is collapsing. Reeling with future shock, stunned into semivegetablehood by the assassinations, mas...