Playboy's Christmas Cards

December, 1973

To a Wire TapperThough all the world recoiled in shock At tales of your skulduggery, You only did what you do best-- Just good old--fashioned buggery.To a Commune CohabitantRaise the Ripple to our love! Joyous carols sing! Baby, our relationship's A very heavy thing. Nothing's ever happened like the Vibes between us two, Grooving night and day together. Love till death, Guess whoTo this Year's Flesh-Flick QueenWhat far-out physiology! You're Sex Star of the Year! Despite your famed achievement,...