Playboy After Hours

January, 1974

This is not a Polish joke. Honest. It's just that an official tourist brochure published by the Warsaw government advises visitors: "As for the tripe served you at the Metropol Hotel, you will sing its praises to your grandchildren as you lie on your deathbed."•Penalties for pot busts are becoming less severe in some parts of the country, but a court in Port Neches, Texas, may have come up with the most unusual sentence we've heard of--as a story in the Beaumont Enterprise suggests: &q...