Playboy After Hours

March, 1974

San Francisco police received a call that a woman was screaming in an apartment house in the Haight-Ashbury district. After investigation, officers returned to the precinct house and entered this report in the logbook: "No merit to woman screaming for help. Parties advised to moan more quietly during sexual relations."•Robert Klein of Grand Rapids, Michigan, found his 14-foot aluminum boat missing. In his mailbox was an unsigned note of devastating simplicity: "Stole your boat. Th...