Playboy Potpourri
April, 1974
Ball Machine"There once was a man from Racine/Who invented a screwing machine. ..." Well, we don't know where the inventor is from, but yes, Virginia, there now really is such a machine and, boy, does it work. And at variable speeds no less, just like the real McCoy. All the lady need do is plug the gizmo in, so to speak, turn it on and man the controls--all for $61 postpaid sent to The Pink Pussy Cat Boutique, P. O. Box 421, Rego Park, New York. Damn the energy crisis, Hortense, full...
