Ribald Classic: The Little Rag Mouse

April, 1974

Next I'll tell you about a poor peasant who married before he knew any ways to pleasure a woman in bed (as he hadn't tried it before); but his wife knew all about what men can do, because, to tell the truth, the priest had done it very well when he wished, and when she wished, and so forth, till the day she was to wed her lord and master.On that day, the priest said, "Sweet girl, if you please, I would like, if I might, to have you once more before the poor peasant does."And she: "...