A Barely Perceptible History Of Sex
May, 1974
Our Story thus Far:Darwin sent me.Master of all we survey.Then, it says." Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's..."The Great Leap ForwardOops! Damned camels!Hey! What's this good-feeling thing going on here?What do you call this?Umm! Let's see.....Rub Rub? Claspery? Clinchness? Huggahuggah?Rockaroll? Shishkibab? Gotcha? Poompoom? Halvah?I'm going to call it Oneplay!The popularity of Oneplay was immediate though hardly climactic.Meanwhile, to certain poor shepherds in fields where they la...
