Playboy's Party Jokes
May, 1974
A swinging young doctor woke up in the wee small hours with a painful erection, so he telephoned a girlfriend to ask if she could come right over."I'm sorry, Doc," said the girl, "but I never make house calls this late. I suggest a large dose of aspirin, and if the swelling hasn't gone down by morning, give me another call."Our Unabashed Dictionary defines gay masochist as a sucker for punishment.The old grad, back for a class reunion, knocked on a men's-dorm door. After some...