You Can't Keep A Good State Down: The Disastrous California Gravity Shortage
May, 1974
FLOAT-OUT: The situation resulting from an acute shortage of gravity in which everything leaves the ground and flies away. CONELRAD: Acronym for a giant bunker somewhere under Kentucky in which are housed 752,350 tiny horseshoe magnets that can be activated during a float-out. GAMMA RAYS: Similar to manta rays, these deep-sea creatures lie on the bottom of the ocean, partially covered by sand, and wait to be stepped on. They then move to another spot and wait some more. GROUND ZERO: A meat dish...
