Playboy's Party Jokes

August, 1974

Two young suburban housewives who were both enthusiastic gardeners were discussing a new botanical theory."Do you really believe," asked one, "that talking affectionately to a plant can make it grow bigger?""I certainly do!" replied the other. "In my experience, anything organic can be increased in size by affectionate handling."When a man asked the doctor to perform a vasectomy on him, the physician, in accordance with established medical practice, asked...