Do Plants Have Orgasms?
September, 1974
For some time, researchers have been amassing evidence that plants can think, feel and communicate with man. Recent books and magazine articles have suggested that trees, shrubs and flowers are capable of such feats as counting, responding to music or prayer, remembering, registering alarm or distress or hope or happiness and even reading minds. What most people don't know, however, is that some plants can pick their nose, eat with a fork, ride sidesaddle, yodel and even play a crude form of ass...
