I Am Jerry's Brain

September, 1974

i think, therefore i am president--but not at the same time, pleaseI am a brain. Compared with me, other wonders of the universe fade into insignificance. Nothing ever invented by man--with the possible exception of the sash weight--matches the intricacy of my construction or the speed and precision with which I perform essential tasks. I am about three pounds of gray-and-white stuff having the consistency of warm rice pudding, and my remarkable circuitry, if unraveled in a continuous line, woul...