Impotence Chic

September, 1974

gad, it's an erection! there goes the neighborhoodI used to call him Ronnie the Walking Erection. He's a 24-year-old disc jockey and he lives in Coconut Grove, Florida, and every time I went over to his house, when the bedroom door finally opened, there would be a different naked female sprawled on his water bed, dazed from the onslaught of his awesome Bratwurst--while he was in the bathroom shaving for his next heavy date of the evening. Ronnie actually bears a striking resemblance to an erect...