Playboy's Party Jokes

September, 1974

It was heavenly!" sighed the coed to her roommate about the results of her date with the school's star distance runner. "He lapped me at the halfway point but still had plenty of kick left, and we finished in a dead heat!""You were lucky," said the roommate. "My last date was with a sprinter, and he was in the shower before I even got out of the blocks."Dear, you must have a talk with Sally, because she'll pay attention to you," said the wife. "Today...