Playboy's Party Jokes
October, 1974
A politician who had just arrived in hell was being shown around the place. Passing a pit filled with unspeakable slime, he saw John Dean covered up to his waist and Haldeman and Ehrlichman submerged up to their necks, but then, a little farther on. John Mitchell standing only knee-deep in the stuff. "Hey," said the politician to his tour guide, "how come ole Mitch rates such preferential treatment?""Don't worry about it," replied the attendant devil. "He's sta...
