Playbill
December, 1974
Ladies and gentlemen, behind these thin paper doors you'll find wonders you never dreamed of--one of the greatest shows on earth, a marvel of the Western Hemisphere--for you are now the proud owner of a brand-new, fully guaranteed (against rust), Christmas-model 1974 Playboy magazine (if it feels warm, that's because it's hot off the presses). It will give you hours of pleasure if you simply follow the easy-to-read instructions in this, your owner's manual. First find some good light. Studies sh...
