Playboy After Hours

January, 1975

The most recent Annual Spittin', Belchin' and Cussin' Contest, held in Central City, Colorado, wasn't quite up to the standards of previous competitions. First of all, the World Champion Watermelon Seed Spittin' contest was taken by a spit only 50 feet, two inches--seven and a half feet off 1973's record. Then, to the disappointment of the gallery, the highly touted grudge match between two previous spittin' champions failed to come off. The belchin' competition featured the sounds of "The...