Playboy's Party Jokes

January, 1975

The recent bride, who was already seeking a divorce, explained to the attorney that her husband was so hugely endowed that intercourse was a painful experience. "Ok," advised the lawyer, "if you simply can't put up with it, you ought to file your petition.""Like hell I will!" snapped the girl. "Let the big ape sandpaper his!"We know a beautiful woman with lustrous raven tresses who does 100 strokes a night as a beauty treatment. And after that, if she has...