Playboy's Party Jokes
February, 1975
One frigid morning, a man turned up at his office much the worse for wear. "I didn't sleep a wink," he told a co-worker. "I was up almost all night trying to keep my wife's begonia covered against the freezing cold.""I should be so lucky," sighed the other man. "On these icy nights, my wife wears two pairs of panties and woolen long johns under flannel pajamas, so I can't even get at her begonia to try to keep it warm."We've heard about an operatic soprano...