Playboy After Hours
March, 1975
Lynda Haggard showed up for jury duty at the district courthouse in Albany, Oregon, wearing a pants suit. The judge dismissed her, explaining that he didn't allow pants suits in his courtroom. Mrs. Haggard protested: "I can think just as well with my pants on as with my pants off." The judge, thinking things over, was impressed with Mrs. Haggard's logic and rescinded his ban.•When you've got it—a subsidy, that is—flaunt it: Employees of Amtrak, the Government-subsidized railroad, spent...
