Playboy's Party Jokes
March, 1975
A woman suing her husband for divorce charged that he was too uncouth to be lived with. "He's an inveterate tea drinker, your Honor," she explained, "and wherever we go, he always drinks his tea with his pinkie sticking out.""But that's a silly criticism," said the judge. "Why, lots of people drink tea with their finger sticking out.""Who said anything about his finger?"I'm afraid that I have both bad news and worse news for you," said the d...
