Playboy's Party Jokes
April, 1975
The detective was leafing through the suspect's folder. "Hmm, quite a record," he said. "Shoplifting, hit-and-run driving, armed robbery, sexual assault, sexual assault, sexual assault--""Yes, sir," interrupted the felon modestly, "it took me quite a while to find out what I'm best at."We have it from an unimpeachable historical source that a number of Henry the Eighth's wives gave head.While out walking on the African veld one day, a missionary suddenly c...
