Playboy's Party Jokes
May, 1975
A couple slept in separate bedrooms, and the man was awakened one night by his wife's screams. He rushed into her room and snapped on the light just in time to see a male figure disappearing through the window. "That man attacked me twice!" wailed the woman."Then why didn't you yell sooner?" exclaimed her husband."Because I thought it was you," she sobbed, "until he began to start in on seconds."Our Unabashed Dictionary defines male pubic hair as a dick Va...
