Playboy's Party Jokes

June, 1975

Sixth-grader Tommy stood squirming in front of his grim-faced mother. "I've had a report from school that you went into an empty room today with a girl in your class and locked the door," she said tightly. "Now, tell me--what happened then?""Well," muttered Tommy, avoiding her eyes, "I showed her my thing and she showed me her thing.""And?""And then one thing led to another."I don't care if she hasn't got a brain in her head," said...