Gabriel Kaplan
July, 1975
Deadpan and excruciatingly low-key, 28-year-old stand-up comic Gabe Kaplan delivers his latest bit: a prospectus on movie sequels in 1985, including such future box-office hits as The Senility of Billy Jack ("Billy Jack in an old-age home, wearing corrective moccasins") and Planet of the Gentiles ("the story of a Jewish astronaut from New York who lands on what he thinks is another planet. Iowa"). Whatever may be lost in the written translation is certainly there in Gabe's sh...
