Playboy's Party Jokes

July, 1975

I don't see why you insisted that your wife wear a chastity belt while we're away at the convention," said the man to his closest friend. "After all, Al--between us as old buddies--with Emma's face and figure, who'd want to screw her?""I know, I know," replied Al, "but when I get back home, I can always say I lost the key."Our Unabashed Dictionary defines fellatio as poon tongue.After the voluptuous secretarial applicant had been put through detailed questionin...