Playboy After Hours

September, 1975

Smelling a politician: Students at the University of Texas at El Paso have elected a hamster to a student-senate seat. It was the winner's campaign platform that earned him the vote: "The only candidate honest enough to admit he's a rat."•In the course of a medical examination at March Air Force Base in Riverside, California, recruits are directed to the men's room to collect a specimen. Posted over the urinal is an official-looking sign that reads: Those with Short Stacks, low manifol...