The Big O

September, 1975

Getting off because someone's profile is just great.BarrymoregasmComing because your partner is Dutch.BoergasmPretending to finish.ChoregasmShrieking with pleasure at 4:30 P.M. (3:30 Central) after having listened to a lady sing on television from her kitchen.DinahshoregasmGoing into ecstasy in the Great Hall of the Museum of Natural History.DinosaurgasmClimaxing while reading Winnie-the-Pooh.EeyoregasmMelting at the thought of Vasco da Gama.ExploregasmHaving a smoke after reading the Gettysburg...