The Playboy Advisor

September, 1975

On a business trip to New York, a friend and I spent an amusing half hour reading ads in the underground papers for so-called relaxation spas. The copy appealed directly, if ambiguously, to the libido. "What hasn't your woman done for you lately?" (Well, she hasn't brought me any 12-year-old virgins for several months, but that's understandable. The neighborhood supply has been depleted.) Another ad offered magnificent handmaidens in assorted color combinations--gorgeous blondes, ravis...