Playboy's Party Jokes

October, 1975

Momma," said the girl the evening before her wedding, "there's something I've been meaning to ask you.""Yes, I know, dear," gushed her mother, "and I've been waiting patiently for you to ask it. Tomorrow you will learn that a woman's body and a man's body are even more different than you think, which is quite wonderful. Now, the very first thing----""But, Momma," interrupted the bride-to-be, "I already know how to fuck! I just want to know how to...