Playboy Potpourri

November, 1975

Coming CleanWhat's the only penis in the world that gets smaller when you rub it? Why, it's a penis made of soap, naturally (or unnaturally)--though, as the manufacturer suggests, one can forestall erosion by slipping the thing into a rubber. (We can't imagine what they have in mind.) Our point of reference is the seven-inch Penis Soap-on-a-Rope, available for $6 (in honkie flesh tones or black) from Aleph Enterprises, P.O. Box 10343-P, Palo Alto, California 94303. This simulated sex organ is ve...