The Playboy Advisor

November, 1975

The way my social life has been going, I'm sure that one of these days I'm going to walk into a room and realize that I've made love to everyone there. What does one say in such a situation?--L. G., Chicago, Illinois.It depends. If the room is empty, forget it. If there is only one person in the room, say whatever comes to mind. If the room is filled with ladies you met at an orgy, you don't have to say anything, except, perhaps, "Who ordered the ham and Swiss on rye?" If the room is A...