Playboy's Christmas Cards
December, 1975
To a Sports GroupieYou took on seven pitchersAnd then a tennis champ,A wing named Max, three running backsAnd one whole training camp.You vowed when just a youngster,Team spirit was your goal,And is it myth you made it withBoth teams at Super Bowl?Despite your tender years, dear,You've been the sportsman's dream.The Hall of Fame reveres your nameAnd so does Field & Stream.But nothing lasts forever,And girls grow up, we know--So, order now and wiser far,You, too, are turning pro.To The CiaOur Pre...
