Playboy's Party Jokes

December, 1975

A woman went to a gynecologist for artificial insemination. After she assumed the proper position atop the examining table, the medical man unzipped himself."Doctor," exclaimed the shocked patient, "whatever are you doing?""I'm sorry, madam," was the reply, "but I'm out of the bottled stuff, so you'll have to settle for draft today."Our Unabashed Dictionary defines falsies as the enhancer to a maiden's pair.I have good news and bad news," announced th...

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