Pssst! Feelthy Five-Liners?

December, 1975

A horny young footman named DockeryWas screwing a maid on some crockery....Cried the girl, "This is crass!I've got shards up my ass,And find your best service a mockery!"Since a stage-struck massage girl named HartKnows directors who sample her art,She's aware what controlsThe assignment of rolesIs a good working grasp of the part.The bribe that young streetwalker StoverEmploys as a sexual roverIs to hand-job police:As she gives one release,She informs him, "My cop runneth over!&q...