A Heavily Italicized History Of Sex

February, 1976

Part VIHow ya gonna Keep 'em down on the Forum After they've seen pair E?I dreamt I was a flop in my maiden Forum bra!Quo vadis golden oldies?I'd say you need an A cup with an E strap!Loosen your straps, dummy!It's the latest thing!I'd like to see something just a little bit larger.So would I ...... but who'd believe it?I like it.... er.. them.... er.. those.... those.... er...What a rotten era for us leg man!Ulp! I just ate my own sandal!Every Satyrday I end up doing the same damn thing!I'm new...

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