Saps In Cinema
February, 1976
James Arness paid his dues in The Thing, a 1951 release. In his demanding role as a highly unpleasant vegetable in human form, Arness is described by a reporter in the film as "a carrot with brains." So, as dusk fell in Dodge City, and Matt was down at the Long Branch Saloon with something on his mind, you can purty much figger the dark secret in his past he was thinkin' back on.Here, demonstrating the misuse of Grecian Formula Five, is--sorry, Sydney, Ingrid, Peter, Lauren, Kate--Hump...
