Playboy's Party Jokes
March, 1976
The attractive new stenographer was being given no peace by an unattractive type who fancied himself the office Lothario, and she finally could put up with it no longer. "Look," she said with a forced smile when he next came by to loll over her desk and leer, "have you heard the story about how to keep an asshole in suspense?""No, I haven't, baby," said the fellow, smirking."In that case," she snapped, "I may just tell it to you next week!"You kn...
