Playboy's Party Jokes

April, 1976

Coming home early one afternoon, the husband heard sounds in the bedroom, pushed open the partly closed door and saw his wife and a strange man thrashing about on the bed nakedly locked together. The husband raced to his den, rushed back to the bedroom with a revolver and burst through the doorway. "You bastard!" he roared at the straining stranger. "I'm going to kill you right here and now!""No, Harry, no!" shrieked his wife. "Not in cold blood! Give him,"...