Ribald Classic: Pretty Kate Of Windsor
June, 1976
Near to the town of Windsor, upon a pleasant green,There lived a miller's daughter, her age about eighteen:A skin as white as alabaster, and a killing eye,A round, plump, bonny buttock, joined to a tapered thigh:Then, ah, be kind, my dear, be kinder! was the ditty still,When pretty Kate of Windsor came to the mill.To treat with her in private, first came a booby squire:He offered ten broad pieces, but she refused the hire.She said his corn was musty, nor should her toll dish fill:His measure, to...
