Playboy's Party Jokes

July, 1976

Mommy, Mommy," cried little Sally as she ran into the house, "Bobby's been trying to get me to play 'married' with him again!""Oh, that nasty boy!" exclaimed her mother. "I hope you were firm in your answer.""You bet, Mommy!" said Sally. "I told him no husband of mine was ever going to get a quickie just because Sesame Street would be on in five minutes!"Our Unabashed Dictionary defines orgy as ass en masse.As the couple left the party and g...