Little Annie Fanny
August, 1976
Do you realize what pollution is doing to the world? It's ruining the grass courts!I'll tell you how to achieve detente! ... Let Brezhnev and ford play a few sets!Inflation is ruining the country!--what I had to pay for tennis Rackets!Dummy! You bought snow--shoes!I prefer to play on grass, especially Colombia red.I've been into the rackets all my life.A heavy breakfast simply chokes my overhand smash!Last night, I dreamed I had the perfect serve.Good serve, waiter, only put some more bourbon in...
