The Olympics Of 2004

August, 1976

Advances in medicine and genetics progressed so rapidly toward the end of the 20th Century that a new classification was needed for the world's highly bred athletes. It's 2004 and the TV networks have decided to carry the Olympics as part of the Wild Kingdom of Sports, with Jim McKay and Marlin Perkins. Olympic dorms have been transformed into cages with signs reading Please do not feed the athletes. On these two pages are candid shots of the Olympic anomalies in their special events.