Playboy's Party Jokes
October, 1976
A highly paid executive whose firm had suddenly folded was advised by his tax accountant to discharge some of his servants. Over cocktails that evening, he raised the matter with his wife. He concluded by saying, "You know, Martha, if you could only do simple cooking well, we could let the chef go.""I have to agree." responded the woman coolly, "but on the other hand. Hemy, if you could only do simple fucking well, we could let the chauffeur go."The fellow's blind d...
