The Playboy Advisor

October, 1976

One of my fraternity brothers always gets to speaking Latin when he's in his cups. His favorite phrase is something about all animals' being sad after sex, and he usually follows it with several exceptions to the rule. He has never said the phrase the same way twice--can you give me the original and tell me who said it?--L. S., New Orleans, Louisiana.The phrase: Triste est omne animal post coitum, praeter mulierem gallumque. Roughly translated, that means, "Every animal is sad after coitus...